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Thursday, May 19, 2005

1 Leo vs. 42 Oompa Loompas

Cambodia -- home to Phnom Penh, awesome temples/monasteries, and one-sided government-endorsed midget fight rings ... right? On April 30, 2005, forty-two midgets will fight against one African Lion for the finish. Who will win? Who will profit from death? Find out here...

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I like Johnny Depp, and we need cast-members for the oompa loompas for soon-to-be-released movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... so my bet is on the 42 midgets.

2 Comments:

Blogger Patrick said...

You are a total wacko for reading up on news like this!

1:25 AM

 
Blogger Andrew said...

It's fake, you idiot.

4:08 PM

 

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