Moving again!

Maybe this move will spur more blog entries by me...
... hmm... nah.

Got Choy?

Later Blogspot! Thanks for the good times. =)

BYOC

Yikes! What once was as abundant as a napkin next to your plate, the complimentary wooden chopstick sees a grim future. According to CNN.com, China is starting a 5% tax on exportation of chopsticks in light of a deforestation problem. Free wooden chopsticks from your asian waitress may be a thing of the past! Imagine the impact:

1) Restaurants will charge you money if you break your complimentary wooden chopstick, even though they already break 75% of the time!
2) Parties will have RSVP's with the line "BYOC".
3) Just when we thought so few people knew how to use chopsticks, the numbers will drop even lower.
4) People in Asian countries will have to learn how to use the fork!

Formula for comedy

(BEARINTREE + TRAMPOLINE) x TRANQUILIZERGUN = COMEDY

They should have put had a disclaimer at the 'jumping bear' circus acts - "Do not try this at home"

FOX NEWS ALERT!

Before reading my friend's post, I thought that I was the only one that thought that FOX news was overly dramatic. It caught my attention when someone i was subletting my Davis apt to had scolded me for having cnn.com as my home page... calling it "Clinton News Network". (Clearly, he was not democratic. He was from Montana... anyways, I digress). So, I was thinking, ok, maybe i was unfairly brainwashed into thinking that George W Bush was a terrible candidate because of the news I read. I tried FOX news out. What happened then was shocking.



I flipped to the channel, and immediately, I see in bright red, filling up the tv screen. "FOX NEWS ALERT!" with the background sound effects paralleling that of a fist-clenching, heart-racing action movie. I was thinking "Holy Davis cows Batman! We must be at war! And the terrorists must have attacked the homeland!" . I intently watch on... "MICHAEL JACKSON IN COURT", (in all caps of course).

... Boy did i feel like a loser.

Losing all credibility, I recalled all my original beliefs. Bush sucks. I hate FOX news. And Montana-ians are sheltered mountain people... right up there with the Eureka-ians... but i digress. (jk Paul!)

Guaranteed Smiles

Hahah. Quadruplets. Not that I would ever want quadruplets, but these babies are certainly a blessing. You can find me watching this video again if I'm ever having a bad day... =P

The Simpsons Come To Life

I find myself blogging more and more youtube.com videos that entertain me. If I keep this rate up, my blog will be a mirror to the site itself. I really should diversify...



Hmm... nah.

They're too funny...

Autistic Hero

This one's crazy. A somewhat typical "put me in coach" scenario with an extreme not-so-typical outcome. Sure, 20 points at a high school game -- "It's possible", you might say. Try tossing in 'manager', and 'four minutes', and even 'autism'. Now that's a feat. Stories like this can teach life-long lessons for kids anywhere. I really have nothing witty to say about this video. You just have to watch it for yourself...